Monster Digital
Mercury Retrograde - Yeet, Delete, Block, Repeat
Mercury Retrograde - Yeet, Delete, Block, Repeat
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Mercury Retrograde is here - and so is your lesson! Calling you yet again, to try and suck you back in.
Where are they calling from you ask?
Yes, they are in fact calling you from your backyard.
What's the motto?
"YEET, DELETE, BLOCK - REPEAT" Don't get drawn back in this Mercury Retrograde season.
Materials & Features
Materials & Features
- 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
- No side seams- no itchy interruptions under the arms!
- Shoulder tape for improved durability.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All products are made to order, average production time is 2-3 business days.
US orders will arrive 2-5 business days following shipping *subject to location.
Free standard shipping on all United States orders.
*NO RETURNS - All items are made to order. See refund policy for additional information regarding damaged items.
Dimensions
Dimensions
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
- Tumble dry: medium;
- Do not iron;
- Do not dryclean.
Purchase Reminder
Purchase Reminder
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