Monster Digital
Mercury Retrograde - Boss Level
Mercury Retrograde - Boss Level
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It's that time. You've defeated all the exes. You've done the healing. Are you ready for it?
With a bell around their neck, you hear them coming from a mile away.
You've made it, the boss level - it's mercury Retrograde in Taurus, and this one is coming in to "hype you up."
Are they really?
It looks like you may need to hype them up. Be wary though, if you get drawn back in, they may just take from you and leave you to the wolves.
*Intended to be comedic relief, inspired by a true story.*
Materials & Features
Materials & Features
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
- Tumble dry: medium;
- Do not iron;
- Do not dryclean.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All products are made to order, average production time is 2-3 business days.
US orders will arrive 2-5 business days following shipping *subject to location.
Free standard shipping on all United States orders.
*NO RETURNS - All items are made to order. See refund policy for additional information regarding damaged items.
Dimensions
Dimensions
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
- Tumble dry: medium;
- Do not iron;
- Do not dryclean.
Purchase Reminder
Purchase Reminder
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